lawn nazi

overbearing home owners associations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. Also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners association. See also yard nazi.

The lawn nazis sent us a violation for planting bermuda grass instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners' covnenants.

by kate sweat May 26, 2010

lawn apes

Uncontrolled neighborhood kids whose idiot parents let them say/do anything they feel like. Brats.

Trying to have a cold one on my front porch and all these fuckin lawn apes keep screaming.

by pinhead October 11, 2003

Nigella Lawson

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.

Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?

by JSV24 August 2, 2008

lawryn

A beautiful, smart, talented young lady, who can get along with almost everyone. She can be a bit shy, but can also tell you the cold hard truth. Although most people may not spell Lawryn this way, it is rather unique and different.

Who's that?
Oh, that's just Lawryn!

by fluffy_unicorn620 August 3, 2015

lawrence

A very tall and handsome boy. Very funny and has a good heart. Is known for having a large penis...supposedly. Is very intelligent and has a huge head. He's the best person you'll ever meet and is a joy to be around. Very popular and is well-liked. Can be absent minded but can give great advice. Always keeps it real.

wow that guy is so cool he must be a lawrence.

by the realest golden kid November 7, 2017

lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005

lawyer talk

when you say something very misleading but still not false. it's like a half-truth.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton

Technically, he didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky but she did give him a blowjob. That is lawyer talk.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel January 3, 2009