Definitions by pinhead
baldacci
The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.
Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.