dick sherman

Cornerback for Seattle Seahawks

Did anyone see that Dick Sherman play against the San Francisco 49ers? What a classless asshole!

by Jbezy January 22, 2014

Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis

Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."

by Danigans86 January 6, 2010

Dick & Dash

When you have sex and leave promptly after satisfaction.

She was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a "dick & dash".dick and dash dick'n dash

by Merryshwy October 12, 2016

dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.

bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig

by Mangina Man April 16, 2008

Donkey Dick

1. In the US Army, a donkey dick is a fuel spout for a 5 gallon fuel can.

2. In the US Navy, specifically for AD's (Aviation Machinists Mates) who work on Engine and Fuel systems, the donkey dick is a tool to pressurize fuel lines.

3. Also in the Navy, specifically at TACAMO Squadrons VQ3 and VQ4, the term donkey dick is used to describe the pin that connects the aircraft nose wheels to the steering wheel.

AT2: Yo, did you remove the donkey dick before we started the move?

AMAN: Yes AT2.

AT2: OK so then what was that loud pop I just heard when we started turning?

AMAN: *gulp*

by Jp331 March 19, 2021

Dick Knickers

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.

fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers

by OmOmOm September 26, 2006

Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011