Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.

"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"

by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022

Wanking your virginity away

When a virgin (usually a teen) has such an intense wank session that it feels as good, if not better than real sex.

It’s a good idea to spend your weekends wanking your virginity away to Riley Reid’s videos.

by ghunthorp April 11, 2023

Wokingham

the fucking worst place on earth. never under any circumstances should you go here

i fucking hate wokingham

since when was ham woking

by wokingham hater September 18, 2023

One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday

Your laptop will be ready in one working week

by G.A.D September 22, 2010

Semi-Working

Basically half working, have not. something that gamers do at school when they have a boring assignment.

Teacher: Luke, are you even working at all?
Luke: Uhh... I'm Semi-Working
Teacher: Fine, whatever.

by Ironic_Isn't_it_?_ June 13, 2016

Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017