Wankerphobe

A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).

Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

biggerous wangerous

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.

I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.

by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008

Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.

After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.

by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.

(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker

by Polish Paul June 13, 2013

fuzz wanger

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.

by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013

jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.

Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on

by I dominate your mom April 15, 2014