crafting a tweet

making a twitter tweet.

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.

by mortwister March 16, 2018

dedication tweet

a dedication tweet is an expression of Jah’s Love for her mutuals

you: “hello ily, may i have one dedication tweet please”
Jah: “on it.”

by sheiownshrowmwhe ww May 5, 2024

Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

tiks and the tweets

Another word my dad made that means “social media”

“Hey, did you hear about the bacon incident?”
“No”
“You should check your Tiks and the tweets”

by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020