Toot

A bong rip

“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper”

by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020

toot

A very stinky fart that only girls can do.

Who went toot???!!!

by Poopcorp ko June 4, 2020

Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

Tooted

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.

Okayyy. She tooted!

by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021