texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

textnesia

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

by Kevnar April 11, 2008

text her smiley face

A text messaging technique that gets the attention and interest of the female who receives it.

It works every time.

text her smiley face, like so :-)

by Solaris99 May 21, 2009

textual orientation

The way you text. Be it T9, full qwerty keyboard or straight candybar phone 9 keys.

What's you textual orientation?
T9 It predicts before I can think what I'm going to say next.

by sweaterdouche May 24, 2009

Texas Winter

What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.

**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................

by Linuibar November 21, 2009

textorist

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.

Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!

by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.

dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?

by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010