Smitty

Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.

Some guy: Hey, Smitty.

Smitty: Hey, some guy.

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

Shitty Rock

Rock That's Covered in Shit

EW Don't Make That A Shitty Rock

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Switting

The act of sweating profusely while taking a shit

Man I was sliding all over the toilet seat today because I was switting

by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019

shitty biscuts

A bad situation or anything perceived as extremely unpleasant. Also commonly used as an exclamation in times of displeasure or angst.

Co-worker - "I need your help. Please help me with work."

Me - "Shitty Biscuts!"

by nickbag9 June 27, 2007

shitty sleeper

the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.

tim gave tommy a shitty sleeper now tommy has pink eye.

by nubz9 January 10, 2013

skitty titties

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together

"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

by pooplicker420 May 31, 2018