sanke

a retarded snake. aka someone who has snaked you or did some snakey behaviour but is also retarded

mollie was a stupid "sanke" and lied about going to bed.

by schligga November 14, 2020

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

shanked out

The appearance of "roast beef" looking labia resulting from vigourous and repeated sex. Typically found with loose slutty women who"give it out" a lot.

Last night I hooked up with this bitch who was totally shanked out, that shit hung down to her knees!

by Squirrel Master August 16, 2004

ravi shanker

cockney rhyming slang for wanker

tony blair is such a ravi shanker

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Swankers

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swankers,wanker,panzy,bitch,pussy, winer

by blondbombshell2121 March 8, 2011

Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler December 9, 2008

smanked

to be smacked and spanked at the same time. Derived from a father being indecisive about whether he would punish his child by smacking or by spanking.

Stop doing that or you're gonna get smanked!

by Mark Spanglar January 3, 2007