This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 2, 2017
Get the soft swervemug. Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.
"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"
by squidge winkle August 6, 2011
Get the Soft Mollymug. by rob93 February 13, 2014
Get the Soft Scoopmug. A man shoving his penis into a womans throat forcefully, during a blowjob, with lubricant, lotion, soap, ect.
by Trtlpwr January 17, 2018
Get the soft throatmug. by Grod1 January 18, 2016
Get the Soft tomatomug. by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Soft Knobbermug. A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
Get the soft bromug.