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the jersey shore

Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.
My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore
by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010
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Shoregasm

An unexpectud ejaculation after watching at least two full hours of the MTV show "Jersey Shore", after going through the daily trinity (Gym Tan Laundry)(GTL) or after fist pumping like a champ all night at the club
Bro, i had a shoregasm after that "Jersey Shore" marathon last night.

GTL makes me shoregasm
by Thawk147 January 15, 2010
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Shloer

'the grown up Soft drink'; drank by most people of 40 and above, when most start to lose a grip on life.
Person A:
That glass of Grape Shloer Tony had drank at his 40th? Made him hang himself the day after.

Person B:
Well, I suppose his life was over
by Jon Weathers March 27, 2008
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shore whore

a girl you bang out at your beach house in NJ for a summer while
a.) you have a girlfriend back home ( Northern NJ or NY ) or

b.) she lives in your beach house as well.
The shore whores we live with love to lick our asses and drink our pee
by Chris Luck January 5, 2005
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Jersey Shore

The eastern most part of New Jersey known for its beaches. And for all those people who say "there is no beach in NJ you go down the shore." No local of the " true " jersey shore says that, we go to the beach. "true" jersey shore is from central to souther NJ. Nothern NJ and New Yorkers are bennies.
"Hey Geena! Wanna go to the beach, because we are true jersey shore chicks!"
by gchxox January 19, 2008
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jersey shore

if you live in jersey its just the shore, its only called by the jersey shore by out-of-staters that want to talk trash about it. (and i personally say they should go back to their "beaches")

the shore's the best place to party at, whether its spring break, memorial day weekend, or all summer. known for the bext parties around, craziest guys and girls go down there to party it up.

tan by day, party by night. the nights are spent drinking, playing beer pong, flip cup, keg stands, and smoking up. the morning are spent sobering up & laying on the beach waiting for the next day.

our shore may be dirty sometimes, but thats ok cause were too cool for your rich clean "beaches"
(jersey girl) "yo im going down the shore to get with some hotties"
(girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting"
(jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere"
by yourjealousy June 1, 2006
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south shore

everyday after school and in the summer, just as the weather reaches 70, students at THS pack anywhere from 5-12 kids in their shitty beat up cars and drive to LC's South Shore. By day, the beach is gorgeous and everyone knows that THE spot is directally in front of the parking lot, or past the pee pond on the other side of the fence.

Girls tend to wear close to nothing, tan w/ obnoxiously huge sunglasses and wait to spot people they know, call them to their spot, talk for a while and when they walk away make fun of how their packing an extra 5 pounds on their ass. Sometimes they build up enough courage to enter the waters neer the rocks and stike up a convorsation w/ the "surfers." Occational volleyball playing neer the tide too.
For the dudes its all about how many chicks numbers they can get. Also nipple peek-a-boo contests will be held. Trucker hats, avaitors, and a shaved chest are a must when you have a penis at south shore. Football, soccer, volleyball and sometimes hackey sacks are played with awaiting the night time spendor of the Shore.

but by night is a whooole diffrent story. All the old people, small chirldren, and fat chicks leave by 5. This is when the real partying begins. Fires are made by the pits and BYOB is a way of life. Everyone comes together around 1 fire, mingling is importang. There is nothing better than sitting by the fire, someone palying an acustic guitar in the background and swiggin' a Bud Light.
South Shore is the highlight of my life. 09' so fineeee
by Ilovesouthshorebeach June 14, 2007
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