screensavered

1. Totally inebriated; smashed

2. Slaughter-pegged

I was so screensavered, I wasn't allowed to go bowling.

by xeldam May 24, 2006

screenside

Area you enter in a cinema after checking your ticket (compare airside at airport)

You'll have to wait cos the loos are all screenside

by Louise Alexander September 24, 2006

Screenshooter

A gay little faggot who likes taking screen shots of somebodies activity on a computer while using the screen shots as material used for masturbation and blackmail. A very devious obsessed individual who has no life. A chronic masturbater who needs they're head bashed in with a baseball bat.

Hi screenshooter, how is it going? You're still doing the same thing you were doing 2 years ago? Cool.

by HOO AM EYE!!!! April 6, 2010

screenstipation

when your computer screen locks up

Stupid computer has screenstipation again...

by Gav's girl May 1, 2010

Screeks

people who sneak peeks at screens. A term for strangers, friends, family members who furtively glance at your cellphone or laptop screens to catch a nosy, if innocent, glimpse of any snippet of digital information they can feast their intrusive eyes on.

I was trying to work on my screenplay at Starbucks but the place was crawling with screeks. First I was like, whatever, but then I realized they judging me. Or worse, what if they steal my ideas? I wasn't paranoid enough to actually leave but I definitely dimmed the screen.

by erica jane p. July 16, 2011

Spreets

A deal website that has created a whole new level of useless. They charge for vouchers, then don't send them.
Beyond tits on a bull useless.

The USA rugby team are as useful as Spreets.

by Everliving July 24, 2011

Streetsweeper

An article which uses abstract and incorrect references to drive uniformed investors to prematurely sell for the benefit of others

That article about my friends stock pick was real streetsweeper

Or

My company just got streetswept by that trash rag

by klagster September 22, 2013