Big long schlong

A big fat cock and balls

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!

by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021

schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy

jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!

by Devan September 13, 2003

schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

by nukeUser May 31, 2006

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

schlonged

To get beaten very badly.

"Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama" - Donald Trump

by DirkSmallwood April 21, 2016

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

Ridonkulous Schlong

A penis that is beyond ridiculously long, its a ridonkulous schlong!

"dude, i bet jordans has a ridonkulous schlong!"

by suppmelll September 23, 2009