Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Schmipping

Just another word for dipping

I made this so my brother can kindly shut his mouth and can't say its not in any dictionary.

Dipping, schmipping, same difference.

by imthetreebyyourhouse July 11, 2023

Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

Sclupping

When friends talk whilst jumping aimlessly into a videogame or several without playing for very long time.

Friend 1: "What do you want to play?"
Friend 2: "Idk I was just thinking of sclupping around tonight. I can't choose over the sound of my life screaming for meaning."
Friend 3: "Yeah, same... what about *Insert game rapidly declining in popularity*"

by TerrifiedDad42 December 30, 2023

Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.

Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either

by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024

slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024