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Prostidouche

A girl who is constantly desperate for sex and will do whatever it takes to get it. A prostidouche will try and seduce your boyfriend/girlfriend and won't feel bad about it in the morning. She is an absolute cunt 98% of the time and will fuck anything with a pulse. It doesn't matter how many toes a prostidouche steps on, if she gets laid, she has succeeded that is all the matters to her.
"Oh my god, that slut totally just pushed me aside while I was talking to John"
"Yeah, she's a total prostidouche"
by SJND November 27, 2013
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prostifriend

The act of paying someone to be your friend. Can be with money, trips, favors, homework help anything.
person 1: Ya Mike over there, he is Jen's prostifriend. She always brings him donuts in the morning so that he will hang out with her.
by Sauceboss11 February 13, 2014
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prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.
"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"
by surfturfperth April 12, 2014
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prostate snake

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.
by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015
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Prostidude

Damn honey, imma get myself one of those prostidudes for the bachelorette party.
by URBAD June 3, 2015
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Prostatot

A preteen girl and teenage girls between 13 and 16 who dresses like a curbside hooker. They possibly are being pimped out by thier parents.
My 12 year old cousin is dressing like a hooker... What a prostatot.
by Thisisdumbasshit September 2, 2015
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Prostate Frosting

Andrew M. loves to eat Jordan W.'s prostate frosting.
by Thepenisgallery July 30, 2016
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