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professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"
every channel is being taken over by professional queers
by blurg May 12, 2008
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Profash

An Encyclopedia capable of human speech or puts random diseases in the middle of sentences to confuse the fuck out of who ever their talking to.
Abyss: Yo fash wanna go pk 44s or mb?
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...
by SwagSurfin March 21, 2010
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Profla

A man who makes huge profits selling oil, vegetable fat and vodka. The father of this individual is normally known as a Praful.

A Profla would like to be known as a Pavo, but everyone else knows that this is a ridiculous idea!
Give that Profla the bill, he's the expert.
by Subhash ops January 21, 2011
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profile

to show off -to be seen by all at your best, with the best wearing the best, driving the best.
"Profilin' at da club wit my niggas and hoes."
by Alyex May 24, 2004
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professor

Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
by Mr. Leung January 5, 2009
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Professionality

The art of maintaining a professional appearance and attitude while projecting a tremendous amount of personality.
Jason has the professionality to meet with clients and still be the life of the office.
by Jason Malone January 20, 2009
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Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.
John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.
by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009
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