Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.

Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.

by mistral7maud August 19, 2012

backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.

Dude you have some pretty evil parents
“I know right, god I hate them”

by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018

Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022