nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.

Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.

by shrampz March 21, 2017

nippleshot

An online dating profile pic that is just of a nipple.

Yeah, I totally swiped right on that dude whose third pic was a nippleshot.

by Barbiefun November 2, 2017

Nipplesniffer

One who sniffs nipples, a basic retard

Gerry is such a nipplesniffer

by dadmenow December 6, 2017

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Nipples north

When your are drunk as a mofucker. Pass out on your back.

“Bro, I was so fucked up last night I was nipples north.”

by Ballerstatus01 January 31, 2020

Forest Nipples

When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.

Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.

by dem00n August 3, 2013

going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.

did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!

by zazamua November 11, 2013