nail oneself
verb - to masturbate
nail oneself by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008
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nailure
when someone tries to "nail" one from opposite sex (or the same sex.. whatever) and fails. well, that`s a nailure
wasted guy is approaching a girl standing alone at a bar (by the sea, romantically). "hey there gorgeous.. wanna shag tonight/eat something/watch the sunset together?" "Err.. maybe some other time.. in another life, loser!" the girl responds.
NAILURE!!!!
NAILURE!!!!
nailure by lotta klapptool May 21, 2009
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Nail polish emergency
The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
Nail polish emergency by rettanator August 15, 2009
nail nest
To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.
Pat: Bill
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
nail nest by Monk tha hola the wonk November 6, 2009
Nail polish tumor
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
Nail polish tumor by oxfordskank September 11, 2011
nail your numbers
a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.
If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).
nail your numbers by Uncle Dimma October 27, 2015