muppets

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.

It's not easy being green!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

muppetkisser

A girl who is incapable of kissing a boy. Her fear of naked men has caused her to become a recluse in sexual light and spend all her time kissing things that wont judge her.

That poor muppetkisser, she’ll probably grow up to be an old cat lady.

by <3RBF December 10, 2008

Pube Muppit

Kermit the Frog's head + Pubes + A really gay personality + a mouth that talks all the time about sex = Pube Muppit, the gay homosexual head-pube-thingy made by DrunkMagiKoopa and stars in some of the Clock Crew's movies.

Hello my good man, I am the Pube Muppit.

Yes that would be swell.

What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?

Fuck off and let me be!

by Guten Tag! October 4, 2005

Muppetant

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.

You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.

by MuppetteppuM October 27, 2012

Muppeting

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.

"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"

by SonSwave35 August 8, 2017

murpet

a friend who is a dumbass

"bruh, you a murpet "

by greg winthrop November 12, 2016

Mupped

To be acting in a way which is irregular or abnormal.

"My computer is mupped."
"I mupped up on my exam."
"Yo B, thats some mupped up shizzle."

by SB and AV October 26, 2004