Mummy Sacrification

To kill an already dead person by wrapping them in toilet paper

My friend was part of a mummy sacrification because he deserved it.

by Roaxxane November 9, 2019

Mumshoom

cow flavoured mushroom. very smelly and rare. often used as an insult

pamgela:omg david stop killing my men you're such a mumshoom!!

by mumshoomsniffer69 April 24, 2021

Me_mums_car

The car in which your mom drives. Usually they are messy unless you actually like organizing things, and being nice.

Me_mums_car is what we took to central Oregon.

by Hsbs April 1, 2019

Cummy mummy

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.

I'm such a cummy mummy :)

by Fart Smella May 4, 2022

Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.

Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy

by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018

i’m in me mums car

Broom broom

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom”
“Get out of me car”
“Aww”

by CamoDogYT August 23, 2020

Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them

Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits

by I don’t like the black January 5, 2021