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Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.
by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020
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Franck Muller

Franck Muller is a Swiss watchmaker and the company of the same name. The brand of watches carries the slogan "Master of Complications". Franck Muller's watches are worn by various celebrities, among them Demi Moore, Elton John, 50 Cent, Lil Uzi Vert, and José Mourinho.
This ain’t a Rollie, it is a Franck Muller, yeah a Franck Muller...
AP, Muller, My Rollie
AP, Muller, My Rollie
by Seeoneway April 21, 2020
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Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.
I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.
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leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.
Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.
by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020
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ewan mullane

Ewan is a fucking god he has the most biggest penis in the world
Is that Ewan yes it’s ewan mullane
by MakMak007 July 28, 2021
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bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.
While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.
by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023
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hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
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