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Mong

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!
by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020
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Monge

"You are such a monge!"
by KGBsc June 18, 2022
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Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.
"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once
by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021
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Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
mugGet the Bobby Mongmug.

mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane
by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011
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Monge

It's my last name
That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!
by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022
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