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Micro-clit

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit
by billern June 14, 2024
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micro

"I have a micro... oui oui."
by micro-oui oui August 9, 2024
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Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.
Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.
by Microcrawler August 15, 2024
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Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
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Micro Novel

A piece of writing broken up into chapters that is 5,000-7,500 words total. A short story divided by chapters with a continual story line.
I read a cool book last night, it was a micro novel, so it didn't take long to read.
by ShaneGreyLifts April 27, 2025
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Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
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Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
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