leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

lot lizard

A gay man that cruises truck stops and goes from truck to truck to score a quick trucker trick.

Trucker: "Man, I hope there are some lot lizards out cruising when I pull in. I am boned up and need some attention."

by clay rookdoggie November 19, 2004

Lot Lizard

Dirty Truck Stop Hooker

That "L.L. Darnell" is such a lot lizard, she works highway 5 saturdays and sundays.

by The Ambiguously Gay Cosmos July 15, 2011

lizard brain

The act of becoming so high that you act on only natural insticts.

"Mannnn I was tweaking after that first blunt but after the thirteenth I was lizard brain"

by SCarter November 14, 2007

dirty lizard

v. the act of using one's tongue to fellatio your partner's thoughts by rapidly gyrating your tongue and squinting your eyes.

girl: give me that dirty lizard baby...
guy: hssssssssssssss

by lilweezee April 4, 2009

Doctor Lizard

Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD

mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck

by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009

lizard lounge

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.

This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.

by mateo r February 11, 2008