Definitions by BigWangWilly
ficklepuss
One minute Paul was all confident and ready to ask Cindy out, but the next minute he backed out 'cause he a big ol' ficklepuss.
ficklepuss by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016
Alabama Lizard Taint
The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
Alabama Lizard Taint by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016