Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.
I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.
by Drainage94 March 09, 2017
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Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.
I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.
by Drainage94 May 13, 2017
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