Limpafa Paradox

The Limpafa Paradox is a 21st century paradox, stating that the meaning of the word Limpafa has no meaning.

“I understand what you mean, but it is like the Limpafa paradox.”

by Highiller February 2, 2022

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Limpsesgent

A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation

Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob

by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022

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Lippy Lippers

A phrase that's usually used in the context of describing ones lips, or to describe kissing.
Mostly has an adjective like "Savory" or "Ashy" in front of it.

"THEY LIPPY LIPPER INTERTWINED!"
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"You made out with him?!"

"He had very ashy lippy lippers, do not recommend!"

by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023

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dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

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A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

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Limp as a Bizkit

(slang): to be impotent

Billy wanted to be intimate with Becky, but was, unfortunately, "Limp as a Bizkit".

by Jerrodimus Prime January 25, 2005

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A band which is the subject of yet another pathetically fanboyish urbandictionary controversy over which band/genre is better.

You know what, why don't both sides just fucking lie down and die already? It really is goddamn pathetic that you place so much of your time into this pointless conflict.

Limp Bizkit fanboy: OMG, Limp Bizkit r teh bestz0r!1shift
Limp Bizkit hater: OMG liek Limp Bizkit r teh shitz0r!1shift
Anyone with a brain: just shut the fuck up, you cowardly idiots.

by Lord of the Pies May 19, 2006

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