Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.
by LaFemme October 23, 2013
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1. An endangered, fat, flightless, lazy and nocturnal bird, native to New Zealand.
2. Some claim to have seen this so called mythical bird, others believe in Leprichorns. "The Kiwibird used peck, it was super effective. Moa fainted".
1. An endangered, fat, flightless, lazy and nocturnal bird, native to New Zealand.
2. Some claim to have seen this so called mythical bird, others believe in Leprichorns. "The Kiwibird used peck, it was super effective. Moa fainted".
by BigRedNZ July 14, 2020
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a fictional animal who reassembles jello and is created by the person who write this. kiwicats love peach mango applesauce and say the words 'dued' and 'heep' and 'sous' a lot. you probably won't use this word al ot
by kachux October 20, 2020
Get the kiwicat mug.kiwiman is a person from New Zealand and is refered to as a kiwiman due to being a New Zealander and a male.
Kiwiman's are a smart species and almost always know what they are talking about. Kiwiman's can tend to get annoyed by certain people of online communitys (see flamin)
Kiwiman's are also (when not annoyed) a chilled out and friendly species and are generally helpful, with some sarcasm every now and then.
Kiwiman's are a smart species and almost always know what they are talking about. Kiwiman's can tend to get annoyed by certain people of online communitys (see flamin)
Kiwiman's are also (when not annoyed) a chilled out and friendly species and are generally helpful, with some sarcasm every now and then.
Example:
"Hey I was just speaking to a Kiwiman, he was really helpful and was quite funny too"
"Hey, its Kiwiman!"
"Hey I was just speaking to a Kiwiman, he was really helpful and was quite funny too"
"Hey, its Kiwiman!"
by Anon Kiwi January 15, 2010
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The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
Come experience our Kiwi hospitality when you fly Air New Zealand advertising blurb from Air New Zealand.
by silver February 14, 2005
Get the kiwis mug.1. Kiwifruit - The original name given to the furry brown fruit with either traditional green or tropical yellow flesh, grown in NZ and exported worldwide.
2.Kiwifruit - Slang for A gay guy who comes from New Zealand
2.Kiwifruit - Slang for A gay guy who comes from New Zealand
by Jellyphant July 25, 2003
Get the Kiwifruit mug.A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.
B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.
C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.
D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.
C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.
D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."
B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."
C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."
D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."
B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."
C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."
D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."
by bigdreamer424 May 28, 2010
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