Jerkaverse

An argument based on a piece of religious text taken out of context.

Guy 1: Dude, the Bible is all out in favor of spanking in the bedroom! Matthew 5:39 tells us that, if someone spanks you on one butt cheek, you're to present the other one for spanking as well.

Guy 2: Jerkaverse! Did you even read the verse? There's no mention of a butt, nor is there any mention of foreplay.

by Nutty Peanuts July 31, 2025

Jerka

Cherrylips, curly blondie QUEEN. A woman who is living rentfree on some guys heart.

Everyone would appreciate some Jerka in their life.

by Ateggo September 16, 2025

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013

Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017