Jerkaverse

An argument based on a piece of religious text taken out of context.

Guy 1: Dude, the Bible is all out in favor of spanking in the bedroom! Matthew 5:39 tells us that, if someone spanks you on one butt cheek, you're to present the other one for spanking as well.

Guy 2: Jerkaverse! Did you even read the verse? There's no mention of a butt, nor is there any mention of foreplay.

by Nutty Peanuts July 31, 2025