attention issues

someone who is left alone and wants to be around you and wants you to pay attention to them

i want you to play with me i have attention issues

by javoir November 23, 2023

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Skill Issue

When you absolutely suck at a game you have no skill or skill issue. You can also have skill issue in sports.

Bro has massive skill issue, he can’t even make a shot.

by Chaos_Luke March 1, 2024

Skill Issue

When you have no other leverage in an argument about your own wrong-doing but you do have something to pull out of your ass

"Bro I just beat you in a fight and you ban me, admin abuser"

"Skill Issue"

by FuegoEggo March 3, 2023

skill issue

generally used when a bad player is killed in a FPS game and rages through the text chat.

P1 (bad):*dies*
P1:OH COME ON THAT WAS LAG! STOP CHEATING!
P2: "skill issue"
P2 Has left the game.

by webber gaming June 7, 2022

Recailed issue

“Recailed issue” refers to something that genuinely isn’t a real problem—it’s something minor that someone, often unnecessarily, complains about. The term originates from a greek historical figure named Rica ailed, who is known for making a big deal out of trivial matters. So, calling something a “recailed issue” implies that it’s the kind of thing she would get upset about, even though it’s not that serious.

1. He was calling me a weirdo for eating pizza with a fork and knife when its such a recailed issue.
2. She said she couldn’t focus in class because someone’s highlighter was too neon. Such a recailed issue

by Rica ailed May 25, 2025

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016