shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009

take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.

You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.

by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017

Daddy Issue Fynn

A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"

WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.

by pussy possum May 21, 2021

Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ishhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.

Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"

by calculatorlol July 12, 2021

Steppin' on an issue

When a person should just close their mouth or stop what they're doing right away because they are dangerously close to getting their ass beat.

"Ooh girl when she said my weave look fake she knew she was steppin' on an issue.."

"I know that car did not just cut me off. Imma get right up next to Speedy Gonzalez here and let him know he steppin' on some issues.."

"If my boss says one more thing to me today she goin' push me over the edge, she don't even know she steppin' on an issue.."

by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009

press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love

gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real

by gaynigga3 April 8, 2022

Skill Issue :troll:

A generally meaningless insult following a troll-face emoji, or a different emoji used most commonly for flamebait. Used by children (or those who have the mental capacity of children) who just can't come up with anything original or clever. Almost always about as unfunny as choppy gifs with captions that make no sense, these generic breeds of dumbasses are typically found in public Discord servers about combat-related games where people often share their thoughts on certain aspects of the game.

P1: "Doesn't this seem a little too overpowered?"
P2: "skill issue :troll:"
P1: "originality issue"

by actual dumbass April 24, 2021