Hypervirility

A feigned rare condition used by infertile men in the senile stage of their life. It is an assumed macho excuse for their many failed marriages and sterility (which they perceive others to view as unmanly). First popularly used by Chevy Chase’s character, Pierce Hawthorne, in the NBC TV comedy Community, episode 2 ‘Spanish 101.’

Pierce: “What’s the moist-towelette industry like? Oh, believe me, it’s nothing like the product. Nah, it’s a hard…dry…large business. Destroyed all my marriages. ‘Course it didn’t help any that I can’t have children—I’m not sterile! In fact, it’s a rare condition called ‘hypervirility.’ Apparently my sperm SHOOT through the egg like bullets! Huh, can you believe that?”
Jeff: “I can’t. But YOU can, so that’s fine.”

by Amorphous Intelligence September 25, 2009

hyperthetical

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.

" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.

by fred ressler October 13, 2006

Hype Aversion

Rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.

I'm enjoying season three of 'Lost'." "Season three came out four or five years ago." "I know, I suffer from hype aversion."

by Murderbox January 27, 2011

Columbia Hype

The area surrounding 14th and Irving Streets NW in Washington, DC, around the Columbia Heights Metro station. Big business development in this neighborhood has resulted in a dramatic transformation similar to that of nearby, suburban "Silver Sprung." Also known as Columbia Bites, Columbia Whites, Columbia Heightened, and Columbia.

A: "Where is there a Cinnabon around here?"
B: "In Columbia Hype."

A: "I need an extension cord, but I just moved to DC and my local hardware store feels so unfamiliar."
B: "Just go to Columbia Hype. Their Target or Best Buy will feel just like the one back home."

by Magda Nakassis April 26, 2008

Hyperlative

A hyperbolic superlative. Often used to express an otherwise unquantifiable difference between two or more subjects or concepts. "This coffee is epic, its so strong it could melt a tank."

Movie trailers should stop using so many hyperlatives, nothing is the greatest anything of all time.

by Ravenpaine April 16, 2011

hyperiding

The act of utilising, excessively trading on or monetising current trends. Forms of hyperiding include promoting, reselling or creating goods of short-term demand predominantly apparel. Hyperiding individuals are so-called "hype riders", a closely related but more expressive synonym of the term "hype beast". Hyperiding is commonly used as an expression for exploitation of a trend, rather than the mere usage.

"Have you seen Monicas fake supreme shirt, she made herself?" - "Yeah, she's just hyperiding"

by hyperider January 23, 2018

hypebeast killer

An individual who attempts to offset trends by behaving in an opposite manner.

I wear Target brand shoes because I am an hypebeast killer.

by donnerstagd January 2, 2017