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Husbandhypertension
The long term combined effects on a wife envelops choosing to stay in an emotionally abusive relationship for many years. Maria died of husbandhypertension after many years of emotional abuse.
by acapellawoman February 23, 2024
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Husband material

The most amazing thoughtful and compassionate man you will ever meet. He is always there to pick you up when you are down. To have someone made of such fine husband material you must be truly blessed as his presence will improve your life dramatically. And, he is hands down the world sexiest man alive. Jaden is a perfect example of husband material( a man whom everyone desires in marriage).
by Juicy_Peaches23 May 28, 2024
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husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS
If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?
by Sexydimma June 28, 2024
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husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means
Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.
by Sexydimma June 29, 2024
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husbandsexual

when you're attracted only to your husband, no one else, Ryan Gosling could be flirting with you and you wouldn't give a fuck cuz you only really like your husband.
this can't be used in a gay way, only females can be husbandsexual
person 1 : Craig is hosting an orgy you should join us he bringing his gymbros!

person 2 : naah I'm husbandsexual

person 1 : *hits on a girl at the bar*

girl : *cringes* I'm husbandsexual~
by shyver December 2, 2024
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husbandesia

A husband's version of amnesia where a simple task is innocently unable to be completed well or at all, due to lack of focus, memory or simply a checklist.
She says that Sam often has husbandesia when he's juggling various tasks, especially when he doesn't use a checklist.
by shrango January 29, 2025
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Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"
Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way
by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025
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