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pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then defecating on the windshield of their car before you leave.
That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!
by Anna Stesia July 25, 2008
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HOEDOE

a hoe on dope.some one with with problems.
paris hilton is a hoedoe.
by jonathan r. September 26, 2007
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hoedeo

female version of brodeo
promanently female gathering
"god i thort i was gonna turn lezi any seconde on saturday nite"
"yerr wot a hoedeo"
by sofi=] January 22, 2008
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Honedge

When two males with erections get naked and fight to the death with their "Honedges"
Hey, let's Honedge!

No, that's gay!
by SoulGold December 27, 2013
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Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018
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Hoed-in

Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.

Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).

In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.

Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.

Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.

Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."

Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
by gggkkkaaakkk February 5, 2010
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hove

Heavy love or a whole lot of love
I have never loved anyone like this. I hove her!
by jp965874 December 22, 2010
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