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Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.
Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection
by Sourhandyenjoyer September 17, 2022
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Handy Zandy

The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.
" Wow, don't pull a Handy Zandy!!"
by genuisman69 September 20, 2022
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Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.
Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.
by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021
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van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
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Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
by Highway handy April 9, 2022
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Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.
Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry
by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020
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Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.
You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.
by Riot Craig December 18, 2020
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