bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.
I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...
by flamingzebra90 October 17, 2010
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hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.
did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!
by capndick August 09, 2010
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Love Grenade

An orgasm.
by LiviaRose April 10, 2011
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Jumping on the grenade

A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.
Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.
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smoke-grenade

A one night stand that you meet using the website Plenty of Fish (POF). The origin of this term comes from the similarities between the sound of a smoke-grenade (poffff) and the acronym POF. Also, a one night stand is expected to clear out in a relatively short amount of time, much like a smoke-grenade.
"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much man. I'm about to go meet up with this smoke-grenade I've been talking too."
by skwarekneedles September 28, 2013
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Foam Grenade

A grenade that upon triggering it releases large amounts of foam. It was introduced in the movie "Doomsday" (2008), which enables the user to softly land a falling elevator shaft.
"Oh snap, the elevator is going to fall and kill us all, did you bring the foam grenade?!
by Jesusonline January 04, 2010
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Rusty Grenade

The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.
I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.
by Daniel07 October 29, 2011
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