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Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018
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moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth
He just loaded his moon flute
by ICEANT December 19, 2020
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Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf
The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.
by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025
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etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022
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