A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.
That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.
Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
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1) Who would have thought that floodjizz wasn't covered by her homeowner's policy? 2) My floodjizz led to a lot of stray dogs.
by Nosiay November 17, 2011
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a fat slag who is an inbred she takes the piss out of people only because she has no friends except the horse on her gypsy
site. she lives with her mum who is on benefits in their 1 bedroom caravan which BTW she cant even fit on the toilet also through the front door.
she calls people gay only because she cant get any cock except from her dad who abuses her.
site. she lives with her mum who is on benefits in their 1 bedroom caravan which BTW she cant even fit on the toilet also through the front door.
she calls people gay only because she cant get any cock except from her dad who abuses her.
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Get the Floydian mug.A college prank that probably has other names. Most commonly played in college dorms. The act of filling a trash can about halfway with water. Then you lean said trash can against a door. Knock on the door and run like hell. When the sucker goes to open the door, they get the onslaught of the water, going everywhere.
I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history
I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history
When you Johnstown Flood someone, don't get caught. The "flood waters" can do some serious damage
Try at your own risk!
Try at your own risk!
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dude2: "dude, this guy is totally pink floyed"
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Get the pink floyed mug.1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
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