Flonswaggle

To amaze, shock, or flabbergast,

I was flonswaggled by that movie

by I am a necropedophile March 4, 2023

Flong

Something you yell at someone if you think their story is exaggerated or you doubt its integrity.

(If you don't get the joke, Matt Rose posted a video recently about people saying two things and their brain mixing it into one - this person yelled "FLONG" at their friend because they were trying to say "That's hog wash" and "That's flim flam" at the same time)

"FLONG!"

by CombustibleLemon June 12, 2023

Flong

A word used when someone is exaggerating. It is usually used as just one word.

Flong.

by legitimateusername22 June 15, 2023

floant

Used to deny permission to one’s request

“May I marry your daughter?”
“You Shan’t and you floant!”

by Ashton 😏 August 1, 2024

Floink

A silly mishap, usually on a small scale.

"I've dropped the soap, what a floink."

by Boopy1233 August 2, 2024

flonting

When you scrape your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until they get an infection, then you lick the infection for the flavor.

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend let me flont her last night.

Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?

Person 1: yeah pretty much

by BigBlackGayOilyMen August 14, 2024

Flognard

Def: the phenomenon when one poops and pees at the same time.

My pretty kitty couldn’t make it to the littler box in time. The Flognard was unbearable

by Thehurst88 August 19, 2024