FLARP

Acronym for Faux Live Action Roleplay, the act of claiming to LARP while not LARPing or knowing what LARP means, basically claim without praxis.

guy 1: am i a true larp yet?
guy 2: dude you own all the books and merchandise of (series), and you don't even know what LARP means, you're FLARPing.

by snailsfordinner January 26, 2026

Flarp

A word for any place, person, action, object, or state of mind

My buddy had 3 four lokos so he’s lowkey flarped up on the couch right now.

by Stouse January 30, 2026

ferping

The act of Eiffel towering someone’s head by drilling a hole in the back of the skull for one person to put their dick into such that it can fuck the brain. Then proceeding to have two men insert their penises into the head, one through the mouth and another through the drilled hole, allowing the tips to be moving in opposite directions inside the head of the drilled individual.

Yeah, me and Thomas were ferping Connie the other day.

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 1, 2025

Ferpa

Excessive and flabby foreskin that resembles an elephant ear and hangs over the tip of the penis or perhaps a flab roast beef covering a stick.

"Come tickle my Ferpa"
"I bet he has a Ferpa covering that chode"

by SaltyRockyX March 17, 2025

flerk

someone who is often found guilty of cp

benton is a flerk

by the super saver April 28, 2025

Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

Fleeping

When the saggy skin of an elderly person is used to masturbate

I love fleeping to futa with my grandmother

by fleepmaster67 July 14, 2025