Ferp

noun: a person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

Jill: I said "hi" to Jimmy once in the hallway the other day and now he won't leave me alone.

Donna: Wow. What a ferp.

by DJMADMAX October 18, 2009

Ferp

A nickname for a student named Ferdinand Akumpo at Fitchburg State University

Nice to meet you guys this is my boy Ferp.

by Boswaad Destroyer March 29, 2022

Ferp

when you fart and burp at the same time

1- "did steph just fart and burp?"
2- "oh nah that b**** ferped💀"

by June 24, 2022

Ferp

1.N A penis completly covered in hair

Hey steph did u give danny a bj? no way he has a ferp i couldnt place my mouth on it

by 2XM June 02, 2005

Ferp

Originally an acronym for front row parking - FRP, it has evolved to Ferp - both a noun and a verb

The whole parking lot was full but we managed to find ferp!

Moi! FERP!!!!

We got so lucky! We ferped it!

It's a good thing nobody tried to ferp the handicapped spot - there was a police officer waiting to write a ticket.

by Gauge14iv August 26, 2005

ferpes

Also known as "fairy herpes" or the "glitter disease". This is when you get doused in glitter, and since glitter spreads, and fast, it spreads like herpes, starting with someone you hug, or bump into and they spread it to someone else.

"my girlfriend laid in my bed, now I have ferpes."

by koolkat1776 September 19, 2011

FERP

an abbreviation for Final Exam Review Packet. Also relates to the action of completing/doing the Final Exam Review Packet.

"have a good weekend class and don't forget to FERP it!"

"FERP it baby!"

"Dude I was up all night FERPing it with my dad, im so sore!"

by ferp it baby! May 26, 2011