fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2009

Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009

Money Fucked

When you make an investment and it doesn't turn out so you have less money than you did before. (screwed over with money)

CS Player 1 "I bought an AWP in last round and died, now I don't have enough money to buy a gun this round."
CS Player 2 "You got money fucked"

by caffeineTX May 7, 2011

Auto-fucked

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.

Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.

by uneazy-e January 5, 2011

Fucked

Brexit. That's literally all I have to say as a definition.

Teacher: "Now, who knows what Brexit is?"
Student: "I do! Brexit is fucked!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato April 30, 2019

Lost Fucked

When you go to watch ABC's Lost on a Wednesday night, expecting a new and exciting episode only to find that it's a re-run or stupid recap episode.

Gary: "Hey Andy did you catch Lost last night? I had to stay late at the office."

Andy: "Ya I totally got Lost Fucked, you didn't miss anything"

Gary: "Those bastards..."

by Garymcgaydy April 23, 2009

Scull Fucked

Increasing the selling price after a deal has already been made.

Adam agreed to sell me his comic for $1200. $600 now, $600 in 2 weeks. I paid him $600 2 weeks ago but now he wants $700 or no deal. He Scull fucked me.

by Spider-man 129 July 5, 2015