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Auto-fucked 

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.
Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.
Auto-fucked by uneazy-e January 5, 2011
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Auto-Fucked 

Something that happens when someone is royally screwed over by something automatic in any way.
Gamer 1: "Dude, that automatic turret is impossible to get by!"
Gamer 2: "Then stop going that way!"
Gamer 1: "Seriously, I just keep getting auto-fucked."
Auto-Fucked by Mr. Reaver March 21, 2010

Autofucket

noun,
The chaotic force inside autocorrect that mangles a normal sentence into nonsense, accidental poetry, cursed prophecy, or an entirely new word that must then be preserved because it is funnier than the intended phrase.
I tried to type ‘goshdarnit,’ but autofucket gave me ‘gishdarnut,’ and honestly it improved the sentence.
Autofucket by Pugvsevil May 16, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026