Auto-fucked 

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.

Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.

Auto-fucked by uneazy-e January 5, 2011

Auto-Fucked 

Something that happens when someone is royally screwed over by something automatic in any way.

Gamer 1: "Dude, that automatic turret is impossible to get by!"
Gamer 2: "Then stop going that way!"
Gamer 1: "Seriously, I just keep getting auto-fucked."

Auto-Fucked by Mr. Reaver March 21, 2010

Autofucket

noun,
The chaotic force inside autocorrect that mangles a normal sentence into nonsense, accidental poetry, cursed prophecy, or an entirely new word that must then be preserved because it is funnier than the intended phrase.

I tried to type ‘goshdarnit,’ but autofucket gave me ‘gishdarnut,’ and honestly it improved the sentence.

Autofucket by Pugvsevil May 16, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008