farknocker

(said "fark-knocker"
a) a stanky fag who smells like duckbutter
b) perpetrator of a smell that lingers endlessly
c) an idiot who most certainly has bread for brains.

Dan is a gagly farknocker.

by trampragg March 23, 2008

Farbing

(Verb): Spending time with Farb in a recreational manner. Activities suitable for Farbing may include (but are not limited to) frolf, bowling, playing guitar, hiking, and homebrewing. Competitive stakes are highly recommended while Farbing, though not a requisite.

I was Farbing at Northampton Bowl the other night with a few Gold T's, when suddenly we were surrounded by a flock of girls who had forsaken their sketchy Masshole boyfriends for Farb's masculine musk and superlative bowling skills. Farb graciously acknowledged their presence, then rolled a 300 and carved his initials on Evan's forehead. It was, all in all, awesome.

by BG2009 April 23, 2008

farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 29, 2010

farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

I'll get you, you farging bastage!

by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017

For Real Farina?

When someone makes a statement that is utterly ridiculous and you can't say bitch please because old people are around.

For Real Farina?

Last night , I came home to literally a million people in my apartment while my roommate was at the store.

For Real Farina ? A million people?

by Concrete Bleach October 10, 2016

farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004

Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.

"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!

by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010