Engineer

An asshole, dick head, douche bag that thinks he or she is right about everything by uttering these words "I am an Engineer"

Bill justified why he was right to Susan by saying "I am an engineer".

by Not an engineer July 3, 2015

electrical engineering student

A pathetic human being who studies a ridiculous amount of time just to hardly pass a class. Electrical engineering students are known for their love of MARVEL movies and metal music or punk occasionally, spending hours making edits of their professors, having bad hair, being socially awkward and functioning on little to no sleep. Half of them are sexists. An electrical engineering student can either evolve to a decent and happy human being or continue on and become a professor themselves. As some people say, one dies a hero or lives long enough to become the villain

Person A: Why is this guy hugging his laptop and crying?
Person B: Oh, he must be an electrical engineering student

by au_in_ece June 15, 2020

afrotek engineering

A poor man's way of engineering. The most common example is on cars where a brother can slap a pair of 22's and a two-tone paint job on a car and say they engineered this car. In fact, Afrotek engineered is just the politically correct way of saying "pimped".

The show "Unique Whips" and most of whats on "Pimp My Ride" is straight up Afrotek Engineering.

by Sir G-orge May 2, 2006

Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 4, 2014

engineering cute

The augmented perception of reality developed when young men go to an engineering school which is essentially all male. After several years in such a state, any woman becomes better looking. Therefore, a three may end up looking like a seven or eight to a junior in engineering.

-Did you see the new girl? She is pretty cute.
-No, she's just engineering cute with that muffin top and fupa. You need to come to the club with me this weekend to see real hotties.
-Sorry bruh, no can do. I have a big project due and I will be in the lab all weekend. Plus if I do get that finished I have to make some kessel runs on WOW.
-

by Dan Wrather June 11, 2017

Engineer Gaming Day

Happens every year on February 10, where everyone will spam/flood every chat with "engineer gaming" with out the mods/admins giving any shit at discord while livestreaming yourself playing tf2 as Engineer or use any music bot to play Robot Rock on loop for the rest of the day.

Discord user: "engineer gaming"

Discord mod: "STOP SPAMMING!"

Discord user: "No u, it's Engineer Gaming Day"

Discor mod: "What?"

Discord user: "engineer gaming"

by HeatHydra69 February 4, 2021

Engineerical

A made up word used to describe a person or being that exhibits traits of an engineer, or used to describe someone doing things a engineer type person would do.

“Look at this blueprint I made. I’m so engineerical.”
“And I’m 99% sure engineerical isn’t a word.”
“I’m so engineerical that your engineerical engineers can’t even be as engineerical as my engineerical self.”
“What?”

by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d March 20, 2022