lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom

Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.

by collyrobbins October 8, 2009

Arcadia Door

Sliding glass door or patio door, a type of sliding door in architecture and construction is a larg glass window opening in a structure and used as a door.

The Arcadia doors need cleaning.

by ZmaninAZland July 1, 2011

sperm donor

My father, the asshat.

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".

by anon July 29, 2004

nigger doorbell

The act of parking your car in front of someone's house (usually blocking traffic) and honking your horn until they come to the door.

That asshole woke up the entire complex at 3AM using his nigger doorbell.

by PyrotekNX June 28, 2008

Dolorita

Short for Dolores Margarita, a cocktail made with tequila, lime juice, triple sec (orange liqueur), and Tabasco sauce (hot sauce). Can be made "on the rocks" or blended with ice; the latter version is popular at parties.

Originated in Fontana, CA at the Autoclub Speedway Nascar Pepsi 500 Cup. Dolores G., the bar patron, ordered a margarita on the rocks but the bartender immediately began making a bloody mary with Tabasco sauce. To avoid waiting, Dolores said to continue making the margarita in the same glass. The Dolores Margarita was born! It was a spicy and delicious margarita. The whole bar began ordering Dolores Margarita's shortly after.

One Dolorita please, make it EXTRA SPICY!

by deliciousmargaritalover November 16, 2009

delorbing

To pine for delorbe.

Kristen: I'm going away to CT this weekend, therefore I will be delorbing.

by MetalVixen December 14, 2008