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Turbo docking

The act of a man inserting his penis in the foreskin of another mans penis then jizzing in the mans forskin
Turbo docking by James101uk August 6, 2016
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stoma docking 

the act of inserting ones penis into a persons breathing stoma. this causes the person with the stoma to not breathe possibly causing death, but triggers a body high due to the lack of oxygen.
I had to revive the old smoker bitch twice cuz she kept passin out from stoma docking. damn bitch now my back hurts
stoma docking by Dan Gleesak February 16, 2009

Docker Diver 

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
Docker Diver by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

Emergent Docking 

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

Dutch Docking 

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dutch Docking by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

Painting and docking 

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
Painting and docking by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011