The act of a man inserting his penis in the foreskin of another mans penis then jizzing in the mans forskin
by James101uk August 6, 2016
Get the Turbo docking mug.the act of inserting ones penis into a persons breathing stoma. this causes the person with the stoma to not breathe possibly causing death, but triggers a body high due to the lack of oxygen.
I had to revive the old smoker bitch twice cuz she kept passin out from stoma docking. damn bitch now my back hurts
by Dan Gleesak February 16, 2009
Get the stoma docking mug.Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010
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ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
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1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013
Get the Emergent Docking mug.When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
Get the Dutch Docking mug.by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011
Get the Painting and docking mug.a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.
"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
by VWASP October 31, 2007
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