Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015
Get the Wrong Directionmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. only attracted to one direction
by one direction whore December 30, 2020
Get the one direction sexualmug. A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.
by louis toplinson April 16, 2021
Get the One Directionmug. A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
by Valentinowry February 19, 2022
Get the Single directional innocent whore complexmug. "No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law Of Wind-Directionmug. Simplemente The biggest band on the planet
Puedes ir en two direction??
No, solo en one direction...
por cierto creo que no son 18 meses, son 18 años o algo así, solo queda llorar
No, solo en one direction...
por cierto creo que no son 18 meses, son 18 años o algo así, solo queda llorar
by LARRY IS REAL (ROSA Y DAGA) November 29, 2021
Get the One directionmug.