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Use as Directed

Heard at the end of every OTC drug radio ad.
The phrase “Use as Directed” is ambiguous and does not constitute adequate dosing instructions for patients or practitioners
by SPrice1980 December 11, 2022
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Direct-injection

When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.

He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
by mememetoo December 3, 2018
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pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do
Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.
by imtheworst December 8, 2018
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Walking Directional indicator

When you are walking with someone and you use arms to show them the way to go.
I was walking with Kelly and I used my walking directional indicator to let her know which way to go
by Manuel59manuel July 23, 2017
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one direction

the best boyband ever. y'all hating. but know that they are better then al of you. ur shading them for no reason. ur jealous asf. they aren't gay. yea harry and louis LARRY just fkng leave them and keep ur damn opinion for ur fkng self.
why hating someone of u don't know nothing about them. im sure y'all listening to 1D and dance to them like ur a fan.

if you hate say it to their face and not via this dictionary thing.

if they can't sing. why do they have fans , awards , movie... everyone knows 1D cauz they are so popular .
1D is the biggest boyband *tea * * facts *

yea maybe directioners are crazy and spycho but we don't care aslong our kings are happy we are and we do everything to keep them happy / safe etc.
one direction is the best fuck those haters
yea fuck them. 1D is da biggest boyband.
nobody can drag us down. they are on a break. they come back bigger then they already are. they are going to slay every damn hater. fuck you haters
by SLAYITQUEEN December 29, 2018
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One Direction

One Direction is a English-Irish boyband, consisiting of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and previously Zayn Malik.
One Direction went on a hiatus early 2016/late 2015 and have all started solo careers since.
They said it'd be a 18 month long hiatus, IT'S BEEN 25 DAMN MONTHS.
Person: I love Logan Paul's music.
Intellectuals: Lemme show you some real music, made by 1D, some lovely lads that didn't film a suicide victim.
One Direction consisted of 5 lovely members.
by Peoplecallmeageek July 30, 2018
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Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."
by zerk August 25, 2018
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